just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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