After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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