His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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