why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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