problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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