Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
True strength comes from lack of pants
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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