Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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