yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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