Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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