I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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