....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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