I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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