bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize
