he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
They took my balls.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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