is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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