He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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