Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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