question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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