Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
it glows. i had to have it.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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