I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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