she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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