I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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