Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
