ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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