Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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