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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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