So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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