And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
