Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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