my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Mom said you looked used
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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