Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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