i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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