my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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