I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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