did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I have post one night stand depression
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