whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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