That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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