after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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