Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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