oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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