He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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