Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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