Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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