i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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