I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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