I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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