Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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