At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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