I must be too annoying 4 u.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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