Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
