Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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