Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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