So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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