They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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